The Absurd Word Nerd

  “G’day everyone, how are you all goin’? Good? I hope so . . . We have had some god-damned amazing fights in this arena, now. Battles hav...

“Welcome back, once again, were we are at the last match before the final showdown,” I say, as I walk down the steps of the church, headin...

Good evening, and welcome back to Monster Bash 2015! For those of you who missed out on the first four matches, well, we had an epic clash...

  “Goooood evening , faithful fans, and welcome back to Monster Bash! Last night we saw another exciting fight, but there’s one more Round...

  "Wow, that looks atrocious . . . no really, I can't draw humans for shit, can't we get a professional artist or something t...

“Good evening, sports fans, and welcome back to tier one of Monster Bash. Last night’s round saw some incredible action, but who will win ...

Good evening, sports fans, and welcome to the inaugural Monster Bash! For the longest time, for Halloween, Mankind has celebrated those t...

Hypothetical : What would you do if you woke up, and were 81 years old? - submitted by M.R. Pritchard My neck hurts. A stiff, sharp ...

Hypothetical : What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse? I couldn't think, could barely get my brain to work. So I'd g...